ix_tab: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD WRITE MARY? FOB PLAYING AT FORKS PROM. PETE JUST WANTS SOME HOT UNDERGRAD ACTION, YO. AND THEN MIX AND ANDY HAVE A FOURSOME WITH ROSALIE AND EMMETT.

sharpest_rose:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I ACCEPT YOUR GLOVESLAP, SIR. I shall write you a story as soon as I'm done work for the day this afternoon, before I go home. \o/ \o/

ix_tab: GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ANDY AND MIX JUST LIKE MEETING OTHER YOUNG INTERESTING COUPLES! :D

JOE IS SAD THAT THE LOCAL NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBE WON'T SMOKE HIM UP, BECAUSE ALL THE YOUNG DUDES ARE STRAIGHT EDGE! WHERE IS HIS PEACE PIPE?

AND PATRICK IS LIKE FUUUCK THIS I AM GOING TO PLAY POOL WITH TOM SELLACK AND HIS HANDI-CAPABLE NATIVE CHIEF BOYFRIEND.

sharpest_rose: I suspect that you are much more qualified to write this tale than I am, to be honest. It is a very moving epic.

ix_tab: Possibly no one should write it. xD

sharpest_rose: THAT IS INCORRECT I THINK YOU'LL FIND.

I think Pete should get into a fight and be treated by Creepy McKendoll.

ix_tab: YES.

BEST FIC EVER, I HAVE TO SAY.

OH GOD MARY. /o\ \o/

sharpest_rose: I think MCR should tour as well. Mikey and Jasper can :| together.

ix_tab: Alice: This is my boyfriend. He looks like he's in pain!

Garry: This is my brother. He looks like he's bored!

Mikey: :|

Jasper: :|

Mikey: :\

Jasper: :\

Then they made out.

sharpest_rose: EXACTLY. Meanwhile, Rosalie and Emmett approach Bob and inform him that since he is both burly and blond, and also a hottie, he should allow them to turn him so he can be their son.

ix_tab: Bob's like sorry dudes, I'm actually an incubus. And Emmett fistbumps him and then offers a brojob, out of otherworldly creature respect.

Meanwhile Garry keeps following Bella and Edward around, mouthbreathing and talking about his vampire queen of a wife.

sharpest_rose: Frank's getting beaten up behind the club because he asked Jacob if he was a Mexican. Ray and Chief Swan are sharing a beer and watching.

ix_tab: YYYYYYY

Mikeyway grabs Jasper and rings Alicia. and is like i found a new pet. I'm calling it Bitey. Order some of those really big cat hoodies from Japan. :|

sharpest_rose: Alice wants to know how Alicia feels about sparkly bondage.

ix_tab: Then Ray and Garry give Bella the 'Be an independant woman speech' and Edward has go and clip and unclip his seatbelt for a while.

sharpest_rose: Pete finds Edward doing this. So Pete's all hey, sup, and Edward's like NO, THIS IS THE SEATBELT OF A KILLER and Pete says hey, that's cool, did you hear about that time I was so madly in love with my teenage girlfriend that I punched the window out of her car and broke my hand? And Edward goes OH I GUESS YOU MUST BE MY SOULMATE, LET US GO MOLEST SOME ADOLESCENTS. And they walk off together, discussing where they can find lion and lamb costumes at this hour.

ix_tab: Dear lord we are socially innapropriate. xD

sharpest_rose: Thank goodness we know other inappropriate people, at least, ahaha

ix_tab: Oh god how am I going to get through this film in a cinema, mary? xDDDD